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SERVE ME THE RAREST MEAT [06 Nov 2008|11:24pm]



shroud me in your pointless azure--i am a temporal slug trail in an otherwise jaundiced pit

saturday godd ess blogging subscribers and heap enthusiasts reconvene at 4 to consecrate a beached tree post after lunch bondage





at this very moment, outside a baskin robbins in portland maine, a lone new-ager is overthinking the context

weeping hole

WHEN DO YOU FIND THE TIME TO CRY?
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I KNOW YOU // I CAN'T STAND IT [04 Nov 2008|01:01pm]


i'm moving so fast i'm splintering and casting afterimages throughout the apartment. deeply involved in enochian webring feuding and percolator serenade.

ERR ERRRRRR U U U U U U URL interlude u r interlude IT, DUDE



congratulatory hotdog-inspired freelancer blows adrift into endless gunk. 9 to 5 dirtblower swallows maternal reality of libidinal tuesday's. CARNAL ENTENTE. annex my orifice for your event.

RESENT HORIZON




i picked a frond and then i left the farm.


virtual tour of my bedroom coming soon!
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SIZABLE DEJECTA [09 Aug 2008|10:13pm]


in ex cel si ORR



consider the profound and meaningful experience of cleaning a toilet for a solid 2 hours, erotic almost in its finer moments-- navigating the intricate contours of that elusive white whale, so sturdily fused to its ceramic enclosure, the spurts of rust and fecal bits that sprayed my cheeks as i shot streams of bleach into its metal fixtures, the ensuing aroma, a complex perfume; myself, seeking arduously to gaze upon my own visage within the porcelain beast. the mania which drove me to this hygienic excess has gone and left me only to wallow in the guilt and shame that bore it.


insular life in garden of outskirts
there is no fellowship with the fool

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FALSERASTA.COM--domain expires [28 Jul 2008|12:51pm]


it is convenient that i don't give a shit






fading into animal dropping lay-z-boy burning sax medley beverage option--better than a shit sandwich

c'mon, call me







lifestyle choices.
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coelacanth [02 Jun 2008|12:56am]
[ music | kim fowley ]



SEE LOW CAN'T


i am a living fossil





cavernous being of ineptitude blows thru a caesar and splits a wench with the shake
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I KNOW [16 Apr 2008|04:01pm]
my underwhelming return to the blog



I NEED A VACATION )
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